Zombie Ornaments
Don’t be looking to me for approval.
They call these living ornaments, even though they are cuttings that cannot survive, and indeed they say they will only last on your tree for a few weeks before dying. So that’s not really a living ornament, more like a zombie ornament.
And they are expensive. It’s a cutting! With a piece of wire.
(And don’t get me started with their wreaths…)