Touchy Feely
Apparently cactus is the new metaphor for men. You know, Men are from cactus and women are from roses. This could be a lot of fun if it catches on.
How will the words of the Rose show real feeling for the Cactus? Will the subconscious give away in some trait in tone, inflection, or voice stress that may betray a lack of feeling or true respect from the Rose’s years of constant cultivation as opposed to the years of harsh desert conditions faced by the Cactus?
And that was from a real newspaper, the Jacksonville (FL) Times-Union.