King Kaufman's Cactus Problem
King Kaufman at Salon can’t get his year-end peyote fix because of the economy and his year-end sports roundup is threatened because of it. I thought I would put it to our cactus readers to come up with some legal peyote for the King.
My usual method is to spend a week in the desert consuming peyote and writing down everything that happens in my visions. Beats taking notes all year and you’d be surprised how often my visions have happened to be similar to what actually happened in sports over the previous 12 months. Readers haven’t noticed anything amiss.
Alas, the recession has hit the peyote industry hard and my dealer was laid off last month.
So I’m turning to you.
