It's the Gumby Plant!
Glottiphyllum longum is one of the least popular of the plants we carry. Practically nobody likes it. Every month I bring out new mesembs and they sell well, unusual things as they are, but not this one. Our current crop is big and fat and still nobody cares. We’ve had them for over 2 years now, so you would think if someone liked it we’d know by now. So please, I beg you, buy one from me, just to humor me.
Oh, and while it’s true that I live near Oakland and go to A’s games occasionally, Go Giants.