Good News for the English!
Apparently the newspaper is now ordering you to stop watering your cactus. This comes from the Lancashire Telegraph, which name is the real reason for blogging this silly item.
Lay off water and feed for cacti and succulents. They need their winter’s rest, and can be easily killed by kindness in the form of too much moisture.
Yes, LAY OFF your watering, indeed! if you live in Lancashire and other points north.
I wonder if Lancashire is in the north? Well it is north of Blackpool, so that is pretty far north indeed.