Big News in Florida
In West Palm Beach, FL, WPTV News closely follows the story of a dove that nested in a cactus. This very important local story, oddly enough, did not make the national news channels. Not even Foxnews. So I am rescuing this story from the trashheap of news stories heaped up on that pile of, well, trashy stories, and printing it right here, right now, for you.
A few weeks ago, Irene’s husband cut out the tallest stalk in the middle of the cactus so it wouldn’t damage their roof. That cleared base is precisely where the bird went to nest.
Good lord, who cares.