Big News in Florida
In West Palm Beach, FL, WPTV News closely follows the story of a dove that nested in a cactus. This very important local story, oddly enough, did not make the national news channels. Not even Foxnews. So I am rescuing this story from the trashheap of news stories heaped up on that pile of, well, trashy stories, and printing it right here, right now, for you.
Good lord, who cares.