Thursday, April 26. 2007
Iowa Cactus
In Iowa, a tomato gardener's friend kills a cactus. But they don't say how.
The Inadvertent Gardener:
And in the comments is a drive-by cactus shooting story.
Oh well. Here's an update of sorts.
The Inadvertent Gardener:
My Iowa City friend said she thought my gardening skills really aren’t that bad. “Now me, on the other hand…my grandfather was a florist, and I kill mint,” she said.
“I have you both beat,” the disc jockey said. “I killed a cactus.”
The two of us stared at him for a second. I contemplated what it would take to actually kill a cactus. Aren’t they supposed to rock on in brutal conditions?
“I have you both beat,” the disc jockey said. “I killed a cactus.”
The two of us stared at him for a second. I contemplated what it would take to actually kill a cactus. Aren’t they supposed to rock on in brutal conditions?
And in the comments is a drive-by cactus shooting story.
Oh well. Here's an update of sorts.
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